Wednesday Knights Blog

Charlie Stross has a great homage to Gary Gygax in which he assigns First Edition Monster Manual stats to the three leading presidential candidates.

Here is just a taste from John McCain’s entry.

John McCain (Demon Prince of Republicans.) (Lesser God.) FREQUENCY: Very rare
NO APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: -7
MOVE: 3″ (72″ per flight sector on the campaign jet)
HIT DICE: 200 hit points (But first you have to defeat 4d8 Secret Service Agents)
% IN LAIR: 0%
TREASURE TYPE: All your NATO base are belong to us!

Go here to read the rest of McCain’s as well as the entries for Clinton and Obama.