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If Sarah Palin Were Your Mother

By: Bryan; September 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Normally I don’t delve into politics too much, but I have to point to a great analysis of Sarah Palin’s decision making abilities. From Crabmommy:

Crabmommy tries to steer clear of politics in this blog because who wants to hear anything serious from me? However, I’m making an exception today to question Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin’s ability to use good judgment and make sound choices. With regard to baby names.

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But, Crabmommy readers, can you really in good conscience support a woman who deviates so seriously from the norm of tasteful baby naming when it comes to her brood? Okay, so two of her kids have names we can’t make much out of: Willow and Piper. But then she’s got a boy named Track. Why? Because the family loves track and field. And they have another boy named Trig—you know, the Norse word for “strength.” And then there’s a daughter named Bristol, who is herself pregnant (at 17, and therefore doubly likely to call her child something dodgy too).

People, Crabmom is seriously worried. Are you telling me that someone who calls her kid Track is sufficiently level-headed to have her finger near the nuclear button?

Best of all, however, is a Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Just plug in your name and find out what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother. I am Rust Mustang Palin.

Tags: Geek Life

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 JustChuck // Sep 18, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    I’m Shaver Razorback Palin.

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